We just add the background music:)

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

kirkwallers:

ask-future-twilight-sparkle:

alanjcastonguay:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

(Ow…)

I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

HIGH SCHOOL

This is how to run a stick of Chapstick
down the black boxes on your scantron
so the grading machine skips the wrong
answers. This is how to honor roll. Hell,
this is how to National Honor Society.
This is being voted “Most Likely to Marry
for Money” or “Talks the Most, Says the
Least” for senior superlatives. This is
stepping around the kids having panic
attacks in the hallway. This is being the
kid having a panic attack in the hallway.
This is making the A with purple moons
stamped under both eyes. We had to try.
This is telling the ACT supervisor you have
ADHD to get extra time. Today, the average
high school student has the same anxiety
levels as the average 1950’s psychiatric
patient. We know the Pythagorean theorem
by heart, but short-circuit when asked
“How are you?” We don’t know. We don’t
know. That wasn’t on the study guide.
We usually know the answer, but rarely
know ourselves.

—HIGH SCHOOL By Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

catnipwincest:

ibleedtheatre:

fangirlingwithhazza:

myversionofperfect:

hyliam:

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

the faster you go the faster the wifi

Now that’s motivation

image

wow look at sammy go he needs the internet for research. 

sherlock-hannibal:

G U Y S   H E   D I D   T H E   T H I N G !

 [here]

(Source: jnsenackles)

Pro Life vs. Pro Choice

I understand if people think that a baby in the womb is a person and shouldn’t be killed. I also understand if people think their religion would not allow abortion. That’s fine. Do not push your beliefs onto me. Pro Choice isn’t telling everyone to have an abortion, it’s giving people the choice if it is really necessary. Having a baby can cause a lot of complications, and changes to your body. Now what if that person was a teen who made a mistake or worse got raped? What if that person was in their late 40s and thought they couldn’t have a baby? These people are at an even higher risk, and they should be given the CHOICE to have an abortion. I am not against Pro Life because I believe babies should be killed, I am against it because it has become a religious issue and because it forces people in bad situations to not have another option. I am Pro Choice because abortion should not be made illegal. If it is, people will abort babies on the black market with unsanitized tools and unexperienced people. If you believe that having an abortion is wrong, you don’t have to have one, but don’t you dare push your beliefs on the rest of the world. Each woman should be given the choice because a child would change their lives forever. Not to mention everything that could happen to the kid if the mother is unable to provide for him/her for any reason. Making abortion illegal would cause a lot more problems than it’s worth. Do not force that upon anyone. 

laura4484:

empryean:

nooby-banana:

ironychan:

ilymorgannn:

I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it

I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.

It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D  It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.

this badass son of a bitch eats spongebob and his family

it looks like it has little devil horns!

laura4484:

empryean:

nooby-banana:

ironychan:

ilymorgannn:

I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it

I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.

It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D  It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.

this badass son of a bitch eats spongebob and his family

it looks like it has little devil horns!

(Source: cineraria)

michikomalandroid:

aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

'do not fall in love with people like me'

don’t worry i won’t

It does sound like John Green…

(Source: xemkgx)